Witch Hazelnut
Witch Hazelnut
Is it wicked of you to not enjoy this vanilla hazelnut coffee delicacy? Of course not! We here at Lukewarm would NEVER say anything like that about you. In front of your face. But it would be a real shame to miss out on trying our amazing Witch Hazelnut coffee! Not that we’re insulting your judgement, directly. It just seems strange. Not that there’s anything wrong with being strange, in it’s own way. There are a lot of good things that are strange. Witches can be good as well, even though they’re strange. Not that we’re calling you a witch, though. But since you are, you should totally try our Witch Hazelnut coffee that has an extra creaminess of vanilla added in to smooth out some of your rougher personality traits.
It’s hard to have a heart like Glenda and look like the Wicked Witch of the West. Old Battie Hazel has tried on several occasions to convince people to never judge a book by it’s cover. Sure, she looks like someone you should drop a house on and steal her slippers. But she’s truly a kind and caring soul, so she’d rather you didn’t. She’s running out of slippers.
Her first attempt at convincing folks that she was a good witch was to turn her shabby old shack into a gingerbread house. This backfired in a major way when the kids ate her roof and threw her into an oven. Plus, ants started getting in.
Her next attempt, we hope, will be just what it takes to prove her genuine kindness! This brew of delicious hazelnut and soft vanilla cream ought to convince you which witch is which!
