Bigfoot
Bigfoot
Our best coffee Yeti!
We here at Lukewarm do not shy away from big hairy fellas. In fact, one might say, big hairy fellas have been the inspiration for our biggest and most ambitious coffee to date! Could you believe this combination of Indonesian and South American coffees can be so bold? Tasting is believing when it comes to Bigfoot coffee’s mythical flavor. Pop a squatch down in your favorite chair and try this monstrous brew for yourself!
We here at The Bean Counter were once skeptics, too.
Since opening, we’ve dedicated ourselves to roasting only the best coffee for great folks like yourself, never giving second thought to the existence of those so-called urban legends...
Until the day we noticed just how many special orders were being shipped to remote locations such as the Himalayas, Tibet, Sumatra, the Pacific Northwest, and Russia.
While contemplating just how many S. A. Squatch’s and Abom N. Ablesnowman’s there could be in the world, we received a strange call. The caller on the other line was difficult to understand, his words falling somewhere between low growls and high-pitched yelps. Finally, in frustration, the caller let out a blood-curdling scream, like that of a sort of horrible, giant ape-man, and a foul odor poured forth from the receiver!
Scared out of our wits, we knew that only the best brew would do! With our years of roasting experience, we created the best blend of Indonesian and South American coffee that is sure to please even our biggest fans.
So, whether you’re a believer, a skeptic, or a horrible ape-man, we promise that Bigfoot Coffee is our best coffee YETI!
