Red Eye Roast
Red Eye Roast
A wise wizard once told us, “You’re not lost, even though you wander a lot.”
While that may be true, wandering sure takes its toll on our energy. It’s a heavy burden to be this tired, isn’t it? Well, don’t lose hope! RedEye Roast was created for just such an occasion! Forged from South American and African origin coffee, and roasted in the fires of a French-styled dark roast, this caffeinated cacophony can help you brave any adventure you choose.
A long time ago, in a completely original and creatively named realm known as Middle Land, a completely original and creatively named dark lord, Saurak, ruled over all the world!
This one-eyed, firey fellow had a knack for using his magic volcano to make all sorts of diabolical things. From trinkets of unlimited power to popcorn, he forged things in his volcano with nightmarish intent.
Unbeknownst to him, not everything needs to be thrown into a pit of neverending lava to be perfectly good. If only he could've figured out how to make coffee without melting it... he might not have been killed off by a munchkin.
To all the free people in this world who don't own a magic volcano, enjoy this delicious dark-roast coffee!
